The Amazing Race

[Kiku]

1. Kikuriku Gouken
2.Pelahfeuhae Xista
3.Cherry Milerand
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5.
6.
7.
8. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Markus Woodrow, Jance Khaerte, Tehodis Kitai, Thomas Dunn, Endless Laeretti

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe

When Cherry saw Kiku with his massive erection, she totes knew she had to get a piece of that action. "I wonder if I even need to roofie him," she thought as she pranced gayly to the checkpoint. Gayly. Like a fawn or something.

[Endy]

1. Kikuriku Gouken
2.Pelahfeuhae Xista
3.Cherry Milerand
4. Endless Laeretti
5.
6.
7.
8. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Markus Woodrow, Jance Khaerte, Tehodis Kitai, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe

Endless was starting to feel nauseous from all the teleporting, so he threw a picture of himself in the opposite direction. Jance saw it and started panting, immediately chasing it. Endless then took the opportunity to hover to the checkpoint, sighing in relief.

[Mellie]

1. Kikuriku Gouken
2.Pelahfeuhae Xista
3.Cherry Milerand
4. Endless Laeretti
5. Thomas Dunn
6.
7.
8. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Markus Woodrow, Jance Khaerte, Tehodis Kitai

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe

Major Dunn pulled up out of an alley and wiped his face clean of dust and smoke. He turned to the cameras, smiling and kissing the handkerchief gently - looking quite gentile. "Thank you," He whispered, his voice husky. He threw the handkerchief before him, watching it land over the checkpoint before crossing it himself.

[Masi]

1. Kikuriku Gouken
2. Pelahfeuhae Xista
3. Cherry Milerand
4. Endless Laeretti
5. Thomas Dunn
6. Jance Khaerte
7.
8. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe

Jance reached out in front of him, snatching the picture of Endless and shoving it into his pocket before teleporting to the next check point, panting. "Got it," he breathed to himself, feeling successful.

[Kiku]

Tehodis had spent the majority of this round contemplating, as she normally does, about the difficult situation in front of her. She wasn't exactly sure how to proceed - whether to follow her heart or follow her head. It came down to just the two of them.

Markus Woodrow - her boss, her idol, her secret admirer. Only he was left with her in this race that had no real prize. So why shouldn't she let him win? It made the most sense, he was her boss. But when she looked at that finish line, happiness welled up in her heart and filled her whole body with a warm feeling. When she saw that magnificent red hair blowing in the soft breeze, she knew what she had to do.

"Lord Woodrow," she said, bending down on one knee in front of him, "Please allow me to take... matters... into my own hands." She reached out an grazed his crotch with her hand, an erotic smile on her face and then...

"SHORYUKEN!!!!" Uppercut, straight to the nuts! Woodrow went down to the floor, and Tehodis kicked dirt in his eye and ran, crossing the finish line and Gangnam styling for all the world to see.

1. Kikuriku Gouken
2. Pelahfeuhae Xista
3. Cherry Milerand
4. Endless Laeretti
5. Thomas Dunn
6. Jance Khaerte
7.Tehodis Kitai
8.Markus Bitchpus III (Eliminated)
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2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.(Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Jance Khaerte, Tehodis Kitai, Cherry Milerand, Thomas Dunn, Endless Laeretti, Kikuriku Gouken, Pelagia Xista

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Markus Woodrow, Xanthe

[Endy]

1. Cherry Milerand
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.(Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Jance Khaerte, Tehodis Kitai, Thomas Dunn, Endless Laeretti, Kikuriku Gouken, Pelagia Xista

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Markus Woodrow, Xanthe


Yes! She had done it! While everyone was marveling at the absolute SPLENDOR that was Tehodis Gangnam styling, Cherry slipped a roofie into everyone's refreshments. They went out like lights.

"Muahahaha!" Cherry cackled in glee as she ran, unopposed, to the nest check point.

[Mellie]

1. Cherry Milerand
2. Pelagia Xista
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.(Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Jance Khaerte, Tehodis Kitai, Cherry Milerand, Thomas Dunn, Endless Laeretti, Kikuriku Gouken

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow

When she came to, Pelagia was furious. She let out a MIGHTY LION RAWWWRRR and summoned a series of knife-like javelins to cut through the sign on the checkpoint. She would have her revenge... She moved towards the checkpoint, juuuuust about to cross it --- and then suddenly a group of officials came down to the checkpoint. "Miss Xista, I'm afraid you have been disqualified from the competition for the illegal summoning of unapproved materials." Pelagia eyed them up, raising her hands as if to be cuffed--- And then with a single gesture she sent the javelins through each of their hearts. "And you have been disqualified for getting in my way."

And with that, she crossed the checkpoint.

[Masi]

1. Cherry Milerand
2. Pelagia Xista
3. Jance Khaerte
4.
5.
6.
7.(Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Tehodis Kitai, Cherry Milerand, Thomas Dunn, Endless Laeretti, Kikuriku Gouken

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow

Jance came to after almost all of the others, finding himself moving once he had awoken. He was being dragged along by Endless, the pale Crescent hovering along with a disgruntled look on his face. Jance had apparently been clinging to Endless's leg for the entire time he was unconscious. Once he had awakened, he tried to teleport both him and Endless to the checkpoint, but Endy noticed right before the left and kicked him off.

Jance fell two feet from Endy, teleported, and then fell two feet onto the ground past the checkpoint.

[Kiku]

1. Cherry Milerand
2. Pelagia Xista
3. Jance Khaerte
4.Kiku Gouken
5.
6.
7.(Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Tehodis Kitai, Cherry Milerand, Thomas Dunn, Endless Laeretti

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow

Kiku, being the bad ass mamma jamma that he is, avoided being roofied by Cherry because he'd suspected such an act. So, while everyone else was knocked out from the effects, he very slowly and very carefully caressed the breasts of every contestant remaining. Including the dudes. And then, he crossed the checkpoint after Jance.

[Endy]

1. Cherry Milerand
2. Pelagia Xista
3. Jance Khaerte
4. Kikuriku Gouken
5. Endless Laeretti
6.
7.(Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Tehodis Kitai, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow


Endless had awoken after feeling like he had just endured a fondling. It unsettled him a little, but it was probably just Kiku. So he started heading to the checkpoint, but the sleeping Jance was clutching his leg and nuzzling it lovingly.

Endless rolled his eyes.

Then when Jance awoke, he could tell that teleporting was about to happen, so he kicked the Lakunai off, and let him cross the finish line on his own. Then Kiku strolled past Endless and gave him a wink, also crossing.

Endless sighed again and followed.

[Mellie]

Tommy was still sleeping when Tehodis stirred. She yawned, stretching her arms out and humming Gangnam Style. She looked around and notices that everyone was gone... She had lost! Even after she had listened to Woodrow telling him the plan to make her more popular with the fans... All the sacrifices he had made for her and she had--- No. Was that? Mr... Dunn?

Tehodis jumped up, looking at his sleeping body one more time before dashing over to the checkpoint. She hadn't lost!

1. Cherry Milerand
2. Pelagia Xista
3. Jance Khaerte
4. Kikuriku Gouken
5. Endless Laeretti
6. Tehodis Kitai
7. Thomas Dunn (Eliminated)

Or wait... No. Dunn woke up, heard Tehodis' humming and watched very carefully as she got up to dash towards the checkpoint. He got up, quickly making headway towards her before grabbing her shoulder and pulling her back just as her foot neared the line. He pulled her closer and whispered something into her ear... Whatever it was caused Tehodis to stop and turn around, walking back in the wrong direction as if she had forgotten what she was doing.

"It'll take more than Gangnam Style to win this race, my dear."

1. Cherry Milerand
2. Pelagia Xista
3. Jance Khaerte
4. Kikuriku Gouken
5. Endless Laeretti
6. Thomas Dunn
7. Tehodis Kitai (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants:

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai

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2.
3.
4.
5.
6. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Cherry Milerand, Endless Laeretti, Jance Khaerte, Kikuriku Gouken, Pelagia Xista, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai

[Masi]

1. Endless Laeretti
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Cherry Milerand, Jance Khaerte, Kikuriku Gouken, Pelagia Xista, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai

Suddenly, Endless felt a hand on either side of his ass. He took a look to the right, to see Kiku smugly holding one of his butt cheeks, and left to see Jance with his hand on the other. Frustrated, the Crescent suddenly let out a burst of psychic energy, making everyone else hover in the air, unable to move.

"Nobody touches my butt without permission!" He huffed, stomping across the next checkpoint's line.

[Kiku]

"GRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHRRRRRRRHHHHAAAGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" And then she crossed the finish line

1. Endless Laeretti
2.Pelagia Xista
3.
4.
5.
6. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Cherry Milerand, Jance Khaerte, Kikuriku Gouken, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai

[Endy]

1. Endless Laeretti
2. Pelagia Xista
3. Cherry Milerand
4.
5.
6. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Jance Khaerte, Kikuriku Gouken, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai

Once Pelagia had crossed the checkpoint, Cherry felt it was safe to climb out of the trash. Pel was obviously busy with other, Pelagia things now. So she happily skipped across the checkpoint, already being right near it.

[Mellie]

1. Endless Laeretti
2. Pelagia Xista
3. Cherry Milerand
4. Thomas Dunn
5.
6. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Jance Khaerte, Kikuriku Gouken

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai

Thomas passed an ice-cream store and considered taking another break, but because of the little Lamini girl's drug trick, he had lost his valuable lead. Ah well, he would make it back... Soon. And he would have ice-cream... Soon. For now, he would cross the check-point looking as if he had brought out all of his effort to finish fourth. "I will... win this... for you."

[Masi]

1. Endless Laeretti
2. Pelagia Xista
3. Cherry Milerand
4. Thomas Dunn
5. Kikuriku Gouken
6. Jance Khaerte (Eliminated)

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai, Jance Khaerte

Kiku punched Jance across the face, growling. "Nobody touches my End-ass." and walked across the checkpoint's finish line.


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2.
3.
4.
5. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Cherry Milerand, Endless Laeretti, Kikuriku Gouken, Pelagia Xista, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai, Jance Khaerte

[Endy]

1. Pelagia Xista
2.
3.
4.
5. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Cherry Milerand, Endless Laeretti, Kikuriku Gouken, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai, Jance Khaerte

Pelagia shouted in triumph as she saw the last legs of the race before her... soon! she would win, and be crowned ICE CREAM QUEEN!! She turned and faced her competition, firing a web of light at them and entangling them in it.

"Victory shall be mine!" She then took off in flight for the checkpoint!

[Mellie]

1. Pelagia Xista
2. Thomas Dunn
3.
4.
5. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Cherry Milerand, Endless Laeretti, Kikuriku Gouken

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai, Jance Khaerte

"I wouldn't be so sure of that, Xista," Tom yelled out over the loud air pressure sounds coming from a pack on his back. He was flying right next to her, propelling himself with the power of his arms, pushing down into a spring system on his back, "Two can play at this game." For the first time since the competition started he had finally begun to sweat, and damn if it didn't feel good.

[Masi]

1. Pelagia Xista
2. Thomas Dunn
3. Cherry Milerand
4.
5. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Endless Laeretti, Kikuriku Gouken

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai, Jance Khaerte


Cherry took a deep breath, and then let it out in a long, extremely clear high-C, clearing Pelagia's spell of light in the area around her and freeing herself to run to the next check point with a wink. A star came out of nowhere and blinked into the area next to her winking eye, and she giggled. "Take that!"

[Endy]

Endless glanced over at Kiku, who was eyeing Cherry with hearts in his eyes. Endless quietly walked past him and across the finish line.

1. Pelagia Xista
2. Thomas Dunn
3. Cherry Milerand
4. Endless Laeretti
5. Kikuriku Gouken (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants:

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai, Jance Khaerte, Kikuriku Gouken

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1.
2.
3.
4. (Eliminated)

Remaining contestants: Cherry Milerand, Endless Laeretti, Pelagia Xista, Thomas Dunn

Eliminated: Relos Voden, Xanthe, Markus Woodrow, Tehodis Kitai, Jance Khaerte, Kikuriku Gouken